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2 old ladies smoking ? JOKE for YOU. Star if you like it.?
Two old ladies, Sunny and Tina, were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain.
Tina pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Sunny: "What's that?"
Tina: "A condom."
Sunny: "Where'd you get it?"
Tina: "You can get them at any chemist"
The next day, Sunny hobbled into the local chemist and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a pack of condoms.
The guy looked at her strangely (she was, after all, in her eighties), but politely asked what brand she preferred.
"Doesn't matter," she replied, "as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
23 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Lol.. Here's a star..
By the way has anyone ever told you that you look like Katie Holmes ;o )
- 1 decade ago
...elder than? " raindrops keep falling on my hat " ?
Not the condom but the pharmacist....ladys smokes just 4 fun
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- 1 decade ago
Good one. I was drinking some soda when I read this joke. I now have soda all over my screen.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
doesn't matter", she replied "as long as it fits on a Camel"!!!
that was hilarious!!!!!!
sooo funny!
star for you ;)
- PandorraLv 71 decade ago
Good heavens, hick, now hick I was hick laughing so hick hard that I've hick got hickups....:-))
LG-P
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol nice joke
