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George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and the angel said, "You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how far you sink."

Dubya goes first and gets up to his neck, but makes it across. He looks back and sees Al Gore walking on the water. He appeals to the angel saying, "He's sinned as much as I have, what gives?"

The angel says, "He's standing on Clinton's shoulders!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    now that is funny, thanks and have a star with a cookie

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    8

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    8

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    8

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    7

  • 1 decade ago

    6 1/2

  • Mango
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Now that is a funny joke! 1 star for you. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I give it a 8.

  • 1 decade ago

    funny joke 9

  • 1 decade ago

    I give it BIG 10

  • 1 decade ago

    um i think 4/10 not dat funy and i dont get it

  • Emmers
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    not extremely funny, but made me smile

    4

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