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Hey i bought a router (linksys) to host for a computer game and i did all the steps using portforwarding.com and know the ports that i want are open (used PFPorts) but i still can't host. I turned off all firewalls so what else should i do?

(12:30), (1:20), (1:50), (3:40), (4:10), (4:40), 6:30, 7:00, 7:30, 9:30, 9:50, 10:20, 12:15

What does the ( ) mean? does that mean they ran out of tickets?

We dont really talk alot, but we kind of stare at each other and im friends with her brother for awhile, we somtimes flirt but were really quiet around each other..anyway... yesterday i asked her to go to the movies but it went all wrong i got scared and end up just saying "Hey do you wana go to the movies" and she said "Maybe..so...." and i said "ok bye" and she said "bye......?'' after that i texted her saying "Yea...Sorry that was random but i thought it would be fun" and sense then she wont txt me back or anything What do i do?!?

I'm trying to apply for UT Requirements and they use the Super Score System. The requirement is from 25-29 overall. How do you know if your total score is if your Engish is 21 and 20/ math 23 and 28/Reading 24 and 19/ and Science 18 and 19/ ?

I have DSL Internet by embarc for my computer, but my television isnt even in the same room as my computer.... How do you set a playstation3 into internet? My phone cord won't fit into the ps3 outlet...so...what do i do?

Sorry i'm new at making websites, but... hey I am making a website for a game i play called " http://mytfkusa.co.nr/ " and it is a phpBB website. I want to add music and my own template. How do i do it?

Hey when i find my IPAddress, subnet mask,default gateway, and DNS servers, some reason I only have 1 DNS Server (the DNS and DNHS are same numbers) so how do i find 2nd DNS Server?

How do u write the formula and indicate the charges for the following ions?

a. sodium ion

b. aluminum ion

c. chloride ion

e. iron (II) ion

f. iron(III) ion

Hi, i found this in my brothers folder and i was wondering what this ment:

¡Hey Ryan! ¿Te amo, tenía un sueño sobre ti (las sonrisas) quiero anoche hacerlo verdadero? ¡Traer dos condones esta noche! Porciones de amor,

Jessica

My dad keeps yelling at me over small things, like tonight when i didnt hear him (listen to music) when he told me to get the books out of the car and he starts throwing them in the barrage can, and starts yelling at the top of his lungs, and he keeps fighing with my mom and slamming the doors and he wont stop drinking, but when ppl are visiting or when hes talking to people not in the family he acts all normal.

Do you think its because of me that hes getting mad or what?

HELP PLZ!!

More information: im 15 ;Sophmore; good grades

Luis y Claudia cantan en el corro los miercoles y los viernes

tio ernesto tiene un reglao para la madre de claudia y rosa

maria ines practica elol los sabados por la manana.

cladia y luis van al correo

por lo general maria ines estudia en casa despues de la clase de baile

This guy was really sleepy and needed a place to stay for the night. So he sees this barn up the road and asks the guy if he can stay in his barn for the night.

"Sure," says the farmer, "as long as you promise not to stick your winky into the three holes." The man promises, and the farmer leaves him there. Of course, he can't resist, and the farmer is woken up in the middle of the night by screams coming from the barn. The farmer goes down and finds the guy stuck in the third hole.

"What are in these holes?" the guy screams.

"Well," says the farmer, "one of them's my daughter, one's my cow, and one of them's an automatic milking machine that doesn't stop until it gets five gallons."

George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and the angel said, "You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how far you sink."

Dubya goes first and gets up to his neck, but makes it across. He looks back and sees Al Gore walking on the water. He appeals to the angel saying, "He's sinned as much as I have, what gives?"

The angel says, "He's standing on Clinton's shoulders!"

Hi, im 15 and wtf is up with me??

Usually i make A-B grades, but this time i made F,A,C,A,A,F

im doing good on the test but i always find excuses formyself to not do the homework (like i have better things to do)

and im starting to argue alot with my dad

please help, thank you for your time

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.

Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you will always want to touch her.

Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.

On youtube i saw this trailor that said Pirates of the C. is making a 4, (Fountain of Youth) and everybody BUT one person was going to be in it.....so i got 3 questions...

1) Is there really going to be a 4th movie..seeing as P.O.T.C isa triligy

2) who do u think will be the missing person ( hope its not orlando bloom, johnny depp, or keira knightley (SHES FREAKEN HOTT!!)

3) is there any more information/rumors going on?

Do woman like the place around a guy's d1ck shaven or ?

A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look. She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, ''Sir, how old do you think I am''?

The man replies ''You're 30, right?'' She says ''No, I'm 47, but nice try.''

The next day, she goes to McDonald's. She orders her lunch and asks the young man at the counter, ''How old do you think I am?''

The man replies, ''You're 37, right?''

The lady says ''No, I'm 47, but good guess.''

After lunch, she gets on the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He replies ''Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my hand down her panties.''

So, quietly and quickly, she lets him do so. He thinks a moment and announces, ''You're 47!''

The lady, astonished, asks, ''How did you know?''

The old man replies ''I was standing right behind you at McDonald's.''

Keira Knightleys so hot!!

Hillary Clinton went for her annual exam. After the exam, the OB-GYN told her that she was pregnant, and in great shape. Hillary couldn't believe the news and stormed out of the office. She rushed to her limo and picked up the phone to call the Oval Office.

"You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?" There is a silence on the other end. Finally, she hears Bill's voice.

"Who is this?''

By the way, is it better to have 'stars' or points?

A Blonde goes to a barber and asks for a haircut. The barber asks her to take off her headphones, and she says she needs them and can't take them off. As he starts to cut her hair, she falls asleep in the chair. The barber can't cut her hair correctly with the earphones on, so he removes them, and after 30 seconds she drops dead. Startled by what’s happened, he picks up the earphones to listen what it was and they said: "Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out..."