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Where did Jesus go...?
when he ascended into heaven? I mean it says he floated up to the sky and we know heaven ain't there. Was Jesus picked up by a UFO? Was he an alien or something you know playing a practical joke on humanity?
Or should we use Occam's Razor for this?
Jesus defied the laws of gravity, disappeared and is going to come back someday.
OR
It simply never happened.
Funniest or most logical answer wins ten points by the way.
Cupcake: heaven ain't in the sky. We've flown airplanes through the sky and haven't seen a robed, bearded man or a virgin woman.
you guys are BORING! ENTERTAIN ME!!
8 Answers
- cul8r_32Lv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
Since Jesus was a man, a prophet , who walked the earth like the rest of us, i suppose he went where the rest of us go when we die?whether or not he hitched a ride with the ufo's in exchange for pot or lsd remains to be "seen"(hehehe). by the way- where's the body?
- byHisgraceLv 71 decade ago
What do you mean, "We all know heaven ain't there?" Has man travelled to end of the universe lately or something, and I missed it on Fox news?
The Bible tells us it is up there somewhere. Do you think God would allow us to find heaven? C'mon. Be real.
Jesus DID ascend up to Heaven, and He will come back again, just like He said. I'll be ready when He does. Will you?
Edit: If you want to be entertained, go to the entertainment category.
- johnnydepp1118Lv 51 decade ago
He defied more than the laws of gravity when He respirited His corpse. he asceneded into heaven. it dsoesn't say He floated through the sky. he alos said I sahll never leave or foresake you I shall be with yo until the end of time. He is alive in the euchaist when every two or more are gathered in his name ... etc.
the more impoirtant quesion is where will you go? Got an answer?
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- crystal springLv 41 decade ago
yeah it never happened. there are a lot of similarities between the egyptian sun god horus, horus life, too and then the life of jesus. the europeans stole many ideas and beliefs from the ancient egyptians.
Source(s): http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/ - 1 decade ago
He went to heaven and where it is I do not know but will find out one day....just like we cant see spiritual realm...where the angels fight demons....and yes Jesus will come back one day look to the east <><
- 1 decade ago
heaven aint there? What is it with all you people that are against God? He is ALIVE and ther IS heaven...read the Bible!
- 1 decade ago
Never happened!..It's just a long boring fairy tale to make ppl behave!..So be good or the devil might getcha'!