Here's some for the kiddos?

Question

What's a pirate's favorite restaurant?
       Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-bys

What do you do if you get swallowed by an elephant?
       Run around and around and around til you get pooped out.

What's long and hard and full of seaman?
       A submarine.

What goes in long, hard and pink, but comes out wet soft and sticky?
        A stick of chewing gum.

OK, the last 2 weren't for the kiddos afterall. Hope you liked them anyway. :-)

Gemma M · Accepted Answer

nice, very funny.

Anonymous · Answer

Yeah they're cute riddles :P  

What's the exact shape and size of an elephant but weighs nothing?

Anonymous · Answer

LOL pretty funny, but the second one would be funnier without the word "out" at the end. Otherwise, some old classics!

☆ whimsical · Answer

Sick man I only liked the last 2 lol

atomskld · Answer

I see, well the children do like spending time on Yahoo! Answers.

Anonymous · Answer

i don't really care about your question but I knoe The questiopn to Kristina's: It's Shadow!

dtewsacrificial · Answer

Okay, I'll give you credit for that last one. :)

Now I gotta inflict it on some of my dirtier-minded female friends...

Anonymous · Answer

lol. They were alright.


Not the best, but it's all good.

Mama Duck · Answer

So, what's the question?

djb · Answer

funy

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