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Anonymous asked in Arts & HumanitiesBooks & Authors · 1 decade ago

/\/\/\ .. Harry potter fans .. sorting hat song... please read this its funny ../\/\/\

well when i was a kid i wrote this ""sorting hat song"" when the second book came out ... what do u think .. lol

long ago before u were born ..

right after i was newly sewn ..

when the founders finished the school..

and brought me in with this stool..

they tought me all the things i need ..

the things i remember by heart indeed..

to sort the kids they so much adore..

in the house of godric gryffindor..

or in ravenlaw , maybe hufflpuff..

or slytherin and their nasty stuff..

they all agreed except for one..

he held them back just for fun..

the other three asked him why ..

he said i'll speak don't cry >> as in yell..

he didn't whant muggles to learn ..

b\c his respect was hard to earn..

the rest disagreed they didn't care..

he wanted to argue but he didn't dare..

then and idea knocked his door..

to build a chamber in the second floor..

so he brought a monster which he hid..

to kill them mudbloods thats what he did..

with one look in the eye and u'll be dead..

Update:

no more worries b\c thats ur end..

the rest didn't know about that..

or about his heir his little brat.. "sorry voldy mate"

so i did my job with loyalty..

why shouldn't i do it honestly..

untill the day o surely regret..

when i sorted riddle , oh i can't forget..

the shame and disgrace all over me ..

in what that riddle boy turned out to be..

i couldn't change it , oh it was fate..

he is the dark lord we all hate..

but thanks to potter over there ..

he is gone .. hoooooraaay he can't scare..

first years did u listen to what i said..

cuz there is my story's end..

and no hear me for i won't say it again..

hear hear and let the sorting begin..

i found the paper so i thought i should write it .. cuz i was kinda sad when the second book didn't have a sorting hat song ^_^

star if u like it please ^_^

Update 2:

BTW this is how its writtin in the paper with the spelling mistakes ^_^

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  • aceix
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    You are very smart, and creative. They could use a witch like you in RAWENCLAW!

    Unless you don't want to?

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    I'm not really sick of the M thing. I don't mind. My favorite magical object: Wand Least favorite magical object: Horcruxes I don't have a magical flying broomstick but I have a cleaning broom. And Yes! I've always wondered who makes and puts the food whenever the students have to eat. I think it mentioned in either the fourth or the fifth that house elves cook in the kitchens. I don't know, I don't think I'd rename any o the characters. Original is best, I think.

  • Momo70707
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    That's so great. Even though it wasn't astounding rhyming or intricate schemes it was overall fun. I loved it. It told the story in a cute way and the fact that you wrote this is 2nd grades impressive nice job!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good Job!

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  • DeeDee
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    That was a REALLY good and creative song!!! how old were you when you wrote this? Because when you said kid, i didn't expect it to be this good! =D

  • zachmir
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Nice. Very good for a kid. Keep that paper, memories are priceless! ^_^

  • feyminist
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    it's pretty good for a 2nd grader. impressive!! =)

  • Megan
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I love it. It really rocks.

  • Ziva
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    OMG! that is so amazing! how old were you when you wrote it?

  • emerald!
    1 decade ago

    u wrote that???????oh my god!!!!its AMAZING!! seriously good work!!

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