A preganent women and the guy in the bus!!haha funny one??

AMERICAN COURT DOCKET 12659---

CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man

opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time he smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man

seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out

laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for

himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady

got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down

under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will

reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big

Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself.