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How can you tell if you're to drunk to drive?
If you swerve to miss a tree and you later realize that the tree was your airfreshner.
Come on people it's just a joke, NO I do not drink and drive either.
14 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
hehehe ☺
- 1 decade ago
when you cant find your keys and then you cant find the truck after you find the keys , then you cant see the door lock to get the keys in the door . after many trys you get the door open and you drop the keys in a puddle and dive in after them . you them realize your way too wasted to drive so you sleep in the truck until you sober up . then realize the keys are still in the puddle . This is also a sign you need to quit drinking completely.LOL
- 1 decade ago
when i hand over the keys before i start pounding down moonshine, 151, and other assorted 100 proof or higher
beverages. LOL
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- xcountry ♥Lv 41 decade ago
if you are not sure if you can drive or not...lol nice answer that was clever! Better safe then sorry =D
- 1 decade ago
I MAKE IT A POINT TO NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE . ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol cute
