At the gates of heaven (funny)?

Let's say all the couples on earth died and went to heaven.

At the gate God tells the men to split up into two groups: Those who take commands from their wives and those who do it their own way.

Suprisingly enough, all the men got into the line of those who were whooped by their wives.

One man however was not. God was very disappointed and said to the majority, "I made you in the likes of me and you can't even handle your wives? How sad!

Then he said to the one man, "Please my son, explain to your brothers how you managed to maintain a proper relationship."

The man simply replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here!"