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A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Thanks for the laugh...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that was a good joke thx for laugh

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    A star for you! all the jokes you send us are great!!!!!

    Source(s): I read them.
  • 1 decade ago

    good one but i didn't laugh coz i heard it the day before.

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  • Eric.
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    oo I have heard that one, but still very funnny

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    lolz

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    this joke was more than lol funny.

  • lucky
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Not bad!

  • 1 decade ago

    UMM i dont get it

  • 1 decade ago

    it was ok

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