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I am from Barcelona. I love to dance, sing, listen to pop music, and do track. I love playing the piano, guitar, electric guitar, and violin. I am very talented. I do much more than I listed. Email me, and you will find out more about me.

  • What do you think of what I have wrote so far?

    You shouldn’t choose a career for the money. You should choose a career because it is your passion. The money will always follow if you choose a career that you like and enjoy most of the time. You will probably not enjoy your career if you do choose it for the money and you will most likely not be too good at the job.

    You can make your dream come true if you work hard enough to achieve it. You should make goals and follow them in order to make your dream come true. You will never make your dream come true if you just sit there, dreaming about making your dream come true, and you don’t do anything to make it come true.

    6 AnswersPsychology1 decade ago
  • What should I get Angel, a 10 going on 11-year old, for her birthday that is an High School Musical product?

    Also, I would like to ask something else. Has Sonic made you feel bad or tends to have a...um...sort of like a side effect on you? If so, what was it? And, what do you think the reason for it is?

    2 AnswersFriends1 decade ago
  • Do you like this song I'm writing?

    Please don’t go. Doesn’t my love show? For I really do love you so. Please don’t say goodbye just because I told a lie. Why won’t you love me and just except my apology? For I really do love you and I hope you’ll love me too. I can’t make you stay but I can say that this will be the worst day if you do leave me. Oh, can’t you see? I really do want you to be with me. With all my heart I would do anything to keep us from being apart. Ooooooh.....But, please just go if my love really doesn’t show. But, please just remember me because I will always remember you and I will always love you, too. Well, I guess this is goodbye...Even though I promised I would never again tell you a lie. I'm sorry though that you're just leaving me because you're just not wanting to except my apology.

    13 AnswersSinging1 decade ago
  • Will you please help me?

    I don't know what to do. My sister is always being mean to me. All she does is insult me. She never gives it a break. I try to be nice to her. I can't even be mean because I am too nice of a person. I am just tired of people insulting me and being mean to me. I tried to tell her how she makes me feel but the only thing she said was "Want me to punch you? You better shut up!" Like, this morning we were discussing about how I would get to work. And, my dad had said maybe my sister could drive me. My sister said "She can walk there." My dad said "It takes 15 minutes just to get there by car...it would take about an hour to walk there." I said "So, will you drive me there?" She said "Well, I guess you can just walk there or lose your job." See, my dad couldn't take me there because he was already at work and we were in the house on the phone talking to him since my sister and I were still arguing about how I would get to work. So, what do I do? The problem is that I am in misery about just everyday. I am hardly ever happy. Plus, I am always worrying. My parent’s try their best, but they aren’t all that supportive…or so that it seems to me. So, what is your advice? I don’t have that many friends by the way…in person that is. I have several internet friends…

    5 AnswersFamily1 decade ago
  • How much do you like this song I wrote and what do you think of it?

    A guy starts walking down the street looking for someone to meet. When I see him standing there I just stare. So, he walks up to me and says "Hey, babe want to go on a date?" and I said "Sorry, it's too late." and he asked me why. I just couldn't tell him the truth nor a lie. So, I just said goodbye.

    2 AnswersSinging1 decade ago
  • How much do you like this song I wrote and what do you think of it?

    A guy starts walking down the street looking for someone to meet. When I see him standing there I just stare. So, he walks up to me and says "Hey, babe want to go on a date?" and I said "Sorry, it's too late." and he asked me why. I just couldn't tell him the truth nor a lie. So, I just said goodbye.

    17 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • How much do you like this song I wrote and what do you think of it?

    A guy starts walking down the street looking for someone to meet. When I see him standing there I just stare. So, he walks up to me and says "Hey, babe want to go on a date?" and I said "Sorry, it's too late." and he asked me why. I just couldn't tell him the truth nor a lie. So, I just said goodbye.

    4 AnswersSingles & Dating1 decade ago
  • Will you please give me your feedback on this?

    I haven't felt this way...... in several days...... and it's all because of you.......So, when I see you standing there...... I just look up at you and stare......... oooh............stare..................

    Every time I look you in your eye..... It just makes me want to cry.... and if you want to know why..... Then I mustn't tell you a lie..... and the reason is because after all those years we spent together.... one day you just decided to leave me forever.... and I'm just still missing you because I thought our love was true..... And now that I know I was wrong... I'm just writing this song.... and if you ever want to come back to live with me then please.... babe...... feel free.

    By the way, "............." just means that you sing that word longer than the rest....or hold it longer than the rest. Also, I would like to let you know that I play the piano, guitar (both electric and acoustic), and the violin. So, I can write my own music to the songs I am working on.

    Also, I know this is the wrong section but I want people to give me their opinion on the song. So, if you will be nice enough and just tell me what you think of it then I will be sure to choose a best answer.

    Thanks!

    4 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • What do you think of this?

    I haven't felt this way...... in several days...... and it's all because of you.......So, when I see you standing there...... I just look up at you and stare......... oooh............stare..................

    Every time I look you in your eye..... It just makes me want to cry.... and if you want to know why..... Then I mustn't tell you a lie..... and the reason is because after all those years we spent together.... one day you just decided to leave me forever.... and I'm just still missing you because I thought our love was true..... And now that I know I was wrong... I'm just writing this song.... and if you ever want to come back to live with me then please.... babe...... feel free.

    By the way, "............." just means that you sing that word longer than the rest....or hold it longer than the rest. Also, I would like to let you know that I play the piano, guitar (both electric and acoustic), and the violin. So, I can write my own music to the songs I am working on.

    Also, I know this is the wrong section but I want people to give me their opinion on the song. So, if you will be nice enough and just tell me what you think of it then I will be sure to choose a best answer.

    Thanks!

    3 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Will you please tell me what you think of this unfinished song I am writing?

    I haven't felt this way...... in several days...... and it's all because of you.......So, when I see you standing there...... I just look up at you and stare......... oooh............stare..................

    Every time I look you in your eye..... It just makes me want to cry.... and if you want to know why..... Then I mustn't tell you a lie..... and the reason is because after all those years we spent together.... one day you just decided to leave me forever.... and I'm just still missing you because I thought our love was true..... And now that I know I was wrong... I'm just writing this song.... and if you ever want to come back to live with me then please.... babe...... feel free.

    By the way, "............." just means that you sing that word longer than the rest....or hold it longer than the rest. Also, I would like to let you know that I play the piano, guitar (both electric and acoustic), and the violin. So, I can write my own music to the songs I am working on.

    2 AnswersOther - Music1 decade ago
  • Do you think that I should become a songwriter?

    Tell me what you think of these two unfinished songs:

    I haven't felt this way...... in several days...... and it's all because of you.......So, when I see you standing there...... I just look up at you and stare......... oooh............stare..................

    every time I look you in your eye..... it just makes me want to cry.... and if you want to know why..... then I mustn't tell you a lie..... and the reason is because after all those years we spent together.... one day you just decided to leave me forever.... and I'm just still missing you because I thought our love was true..... and now that I know I was wrong... I'm just writing this song.... and if you ever want to come back to live with me then please.... babe...... feel free.

    By the way, "............." just means that you sing that word longer than the rest....or hold it longer than the rest.

    7 AnswersSinging1 decade ago
  • How funny did you find these two jokes?

    Please star if you liked them.

    According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

    That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

    Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

    To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

    Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."

    And every year Martha would say, "I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

    One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."

    Martha replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

    The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."

    Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They landed and the pilot turned to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."

    Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

    17 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Did you find this funny?

    Please star if you did.

    The difference between men and women:

    A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells: "PIG"!!

    The man immediately leans out his window and replies with "B-----!"

    They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he slams into a pig in the middle of the road.

    22 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • How funny are these blond jokes and how much did you like them?

    A brunette says to a blond "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"

    A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"

    A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint

    Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."

    "Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.

    "Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.

    The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"

    "That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter

    Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."

    President George W. and Colin Powell are drinking in a pub close Old Town Square in Prague. A guy walks in and asks the bartender,"Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

    So the guy walks over and says, "Wow,this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

    Bush says, "We're planning WW III," and the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

    Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big breasts."

    A little perplexed the guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?"

    Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ***?! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis.

    Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.

    She picks it up, looks into it, and says, "WOW! I know this person. I've seen this person somewhere before..."

    The other blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh, of course you have. That's me!"

    9 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • How funny is this joke on a scale from 1 to 10?

    Tell me how much you liked the joke, also.

    So this guy Is Driving along, he's been driving for miles and he has to pee, so he pulls over at this bar where they obviously have a bathroom, so he runs through the parking lot and into the bar and asks the bar tender where the bathroom is, he replies, "Down the hall to the left." so the guy runs down the hall and runs into the bathroom and he sees three guys doing the dirty monkey dance all at the same time at a urinal, he’s absolutely disgusted and still had to pee and ran to the last stall to relieve himself after an awkward moment he ran out and asked the bar tender if he knew of the atrocity's happening in his bathroom and so he told the bartender and he paused and thought and asked, "was the guy in the middle wearing a pink shirt?"....and the guy thought about it and said,"well yah, but what does that have to do with it?" and the bartender replied, "damn hes good at cards too, that lucky bastard!"

    10 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • How much did you enjoy reading this joke?

    A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"

    The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."

    Star if you thought it was a good joke or if you that it was funny.

    17 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Can you finish the rest of this rap song?

    Please try to make it rhyme.

    "I see you walking down the street looking for someone to meet."

    14 AnswersRap and Hip-Hop1 decade ago
  • What do you think of this blond joke?

    Several weeks ago, we hired a new blond secretary who wasn't the

    brightest crayon in the box. One day when she was typing, she turned

    to another secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What

    do I do?"

    "Just use the copier machine paper," the other responded. With that,

    the blond took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the

    photocopier, and proceeded to make five blank copies.

    11 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Who wants to hear a yo mama joke?

    Tell mewhat you think of it and how much you enjoyed hearing it.

    Yo Mama so stupid... she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

    13 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • How cool is this?

    DON'T scroll down too fast, do it slowly and follow the instructions below exactly, do the math in your head as fast as you can. It may help to say the answers aloud quietly.

    FOLLOW these instructions one at a time and as QUICKLY as you can!

    What is:

    2+2?

    4+4?

    8+8?

    16+16?

    Quick! Pick a number between 12 and 5.

    Got it?

    The number you picked was 7.

    Ready for another?

    Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! Don't advance until you've done each of them. Now, ARROW down, but not too fast, you might miss something.........

    What is:

    1+5

    2+4

    3+3

    4+2

    5+1

    Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 10 seconds. Then scroll down.

    QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE! THINK OF A VEGETABLE! Then arrow down.

    You're thinking of a carrot.

    If not....

    you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are warped enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer 'carrot' when given this exercise.

    14 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago