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another (joke)?
The Three Stars
One day avant-garde violinist Malcolm Goldstein, US Ambassador to Spain Eduardo Aguirre, and television's Tony Danza were on a jungle vacation together when they were caught by a tribal group.
Before they were about to be executed, they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for mercy. She said, ''Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed.'' The three men looked at each other and agreed. They then went into the jungle to look for some food
Malcolm Goldstein was the first to come back. He came up to the altar and offered grapes. The Queen tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to shove the rest of the grapes up Malcolm Goldstein's ***. The servants did their duty, and left Malcolm Goldstein lying on theground screaming.
Eduardo Aguirre was the next to arrive with some yummy apples. The same thing happened to him, but curiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ***. Malcolm Goldstein was shocked. Here h
he said "the last guy is coming back, with pineapples"
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- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
its a good joke, but you're missing part of it. They were to be killed if they made any sound while the stuff was put up their ***. so they first guy couldn't keep his scream in. The second guy laughed.
when they saw each other after they died, the first asked why he laughed when he was so close to freedom. He saw the last guy coming up with pinapples
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Lalallala
Opps DId I sing ?
I meant hahaha
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