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Homer and Ethel?

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I think he's going to the chopping block now that's what would happen if my hubby said something like that!! lol β™₯

  • 1 decade ago

    10/10 :-)

  • 1 decade ago

    I agree with the man...not the pig's fault, at least not THAT pig.

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    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Very funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

    10/10

  • 1 decade ago

    u just got a star for what you did few minutes ago!

  • 1 decade ago

    antique joke ...2/10

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!

    I'm getting to know the feeling - now where's my gun!!!!

    LOL!!

    10/10 Star on its way!!!

    ha, ha, ha!! Still laughing, think hubby will agree too!!!

    ha, ha, ha!!

  • 1 decade ago

    poor Ethel... hahaha..

  • 1 decade ago

    funny

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