Why is it against the law to throw ninja stars at people who talk on their cellphone at a movie theater?

Look it up, but I highly oubt they would care for that reason, since they throw them all the time, and do not see a problem with it.

I made a song (Person is you I guess):

Person: Everyone was Ninja Fighting!

Chorus: WITH STARS!

Person: And they were fast as lightnening!

Chorus: POW!

Person: They're goes their cell-phones!

Chrous: YA!

Person: And now they don't talk no more!

Chorus: TALK!

(Repeat when needed. Second refrain goes Person: Now they don't ring no more, Chorus: RING!)

Q: What is the ideal weight for a lawyer? A: Ten pounds - but that includes the urn. lol the one above is truly great! George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny's mind quickly drifted from navigation to thoughts of how clouds look like cuddly little bunny rabbits. Upon realizing that they were lost, George declared, "Lenny -- we are going to have to lose some altitude so we can figure out where we are." George lets some hot air out of the balloon, which slowly descended below the clouds, but he still couldn't tell where they were. Far below, they could see a man on the ground. George lowered the balloon, to ask the man their location. When they were low enough, George called down to the man, "Hey, can you tell us where we are?" The man on the ground yelled back, "You're in a balloon, about 100 feet up in the air." George called down to the man, "You must be a lawyer." "Gee, George," Lenny replied, "How can you tell?" George answered, "Because the advice he gave us is 100% accurate, and is completely useless". The man called back up to the balloon, "You must be a client." George yelled back, "Why do you say that?" "Well," the man replied, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You got into your predicament through a lack of planning, and could have avoided it by asking for help before you acted. You expect me to provide an instant remedy. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault." Does this have anything to do with he book Of Mice and Men?!? (like the characters!)

OMG JP! I love you! WIll you marry me? LOL

All right ... then can I at least join the Ninja Star Force team? I have GREAT aim ... so I've been told. =)

AS much as I dislike violence this is one area where I'd glady participate. It's one of my hugest pet peeves and just astounds me that people can be so ignorant and care so little about those around them. I mean the flippin' previews even ask you to TURN YOUR CELL PHONE OFF now. Idiots!

If we can't use Ninja Stars can we at least carry "I'm ignorant and rude" stickers and walk up to these people and stick them right to their forehead? I'm all for it ... I'll look into production costs and send you a batch ASAP!

lol

Peaceful movie experiences to you!

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The Anti-Ninja Star Pro-Safety Legislation of 1993 passed by Congress put a stop to your mischief.

It isn't against the law around here. It is heartily encouraged; free ninja stars at the ticket booth.

I imagine that law exists but it's on a more generalised line like :

Don't throw ninja stars at people...

For the same reason it's against the law to throw kunai at people who blast their mp3 players in a library.

Thats a good question. The man is always trying to hold the ninja down.

I think that it should be a law. To throw them at inconsiderate people who talk on there phones during the movie.

Is it?... or is it just illegal to bring the throwing stars inside of the cinema?... I actually don't find any part of it to be illegal... except for the other person illegally talking on their cell phone when i am trying to watch BRUCE LEE... i say to each his own... bring a sword with you next time and you won't have to throw anything.