What do you do if you can't find a loo in an english country garden.???

Ah i see your planet hasn't got loo's. They send all their crap here and call it Billy

Go behind a tree, or a thick bush! This happens often on long stretches of road in my homeland of Latvia. For example direction Tallin, Estonia, to Riga, Latvia, there is an unwritten rule that anyone needing a toilet break follows the same rules - men to the right, women to the left in the forests just off the road - these are almost constant. It is not comfortable for either gender - the mosquitos are phenomenal!

Pull down your pants and fertilise the ants in an English country garden.

Go behind the bushes! That's what we do if we can't find a john in a Texas garden!

Is'nt that some thing a bloke could do? asserting that however (real tale) i replaced into out clubbing one evening and desperate to queue outdoors course 66 with my acquaintances. It replaced into quite packed and the queue replaced into going around the area of the development. on the area of the club replaced right into a row of timber which had many gaps in. We have been only speaking while i spotted 3 women left the queue to initiate strolling to the timber. Then all of them squatted in the back of the poor camouflage and commenced to pee. anyone replaced into looking and that that they had quite uncovered themselves. I couldnt have faith it. yet i assume as women constantly bypass to the bathrooms in communities that they had the braveness to... lol.

Kernow's just about correct. All space aliens are composed of A grade unalloyed male bovine excrement. Wonderful for the roses. I dig a few from Zeta Reticuli in each spring, just after pruning time.

Poo on a log and blame it on a dog in an english country garden

nothing unless you need the loo, in which case take andvantage of the tall plants

Look for a tree or a high bush

im sure theres atleast a bush some where nearby..well even a tiny one wud do ...if not then who cares i will just do it anyway nice and only if no one is looking,,lol