Survey: Have you understood the difference between "marriage and dating" ???

I have, what do you think about this ??

When you are dating: Farting is never an issue.

When you are married: You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When you are dating: He holds your hand in public.

When you are married: He flicks your ear in public.

When you are dating: A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.

When you are married: A King size bed feels like an army cot.

When you are dating: You are turned on at the sight of him naked.

When you are married: You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy??"

When you are dating: He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason.

When you are married: He grabs your boob any chance he gets.

When you are dating: You picture the two of you together, growing old together.

When you are married: You wonder who will die first.

When you are dating: Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy."

When you are married: When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.

When you are dating: He knows what the "hamper" is.

When you are married: The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.

When you are dating: He understands if you "Aren't in the mood."

When you are married: He says "It's your job."

When you are dating: He understands that you have "male" friends.

When you are married: He thinks they are all out to steal you away.

When you are dating: He likes to "discuss" things.

When you are married: He develops a "blank" stare.

When you are dating: He calls you by name.

When you are married: He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She."