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A clean joke????
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
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>tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
>that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
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>The birch says he cannot tell.
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>Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
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>The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
that
>is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
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>The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
>neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the
best
>piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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10 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
MY FIRST TIME...........
Milking a COw!!:
F1E
- 1 decade ago
That's about as close as you can get to a dirty joke without actually being one. Funny though
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Rofl! your on a roll girl!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
that was corny
