What are your favorite alternative words for sex?

"Taking the skinboat to tunatown"

if it's oral sex: "she's doing the harmonica"

I do use the term "boink"

Actually there is the term "de-boinking"

As in a girl has sex and then she has to tell her friends about it

It is like she is talked down from the boink and de-boinked

Recently, I have heard a lot of people say this: "They're popping something, and it ain't pimples!"

Of course referencing to two people having sex. The first time I heard that, I cracked up.

i hate the term "bumpin' uglies." i like the "horizontal mambo"

whatever happened to makin woopie. i think rappers should bring back doing the nasty. lol and why do they call it knockin boots. who the hell wears boots when they f#ck. lol

well my boyfriend and i refer to sex as boxing..

he'll be like ' you wanna box?'

and then after we're done, he'll say 'ready for round 2?'

yes, i know its silly.. but i love our unusaulness!!

haha

laundry because if it is a small load you can do it by hand

rape.

HAHA Just pulling your leg

I like the term , The dirty deed, or like birds and bee's

horizontal mombo

sleep.