Funny fishing joke?

A man is fixing to turn 40 and he's never been married. All he does all day long is fish. He's absolutely obsessed with it. His father comes to him and says, "Son, you need to find yourself a woman. I'm getting old and I would like a grandchild before I die. You need to stop fishing all the time."

The man says he would start dating. About a month later, he calls his dad and says that he has found the perfect woman and they're getting married. The father is ecstatic and starts asking questions:

"Is she beautiful?" "No, actually she's kind of ugly; she has scoliosis, a lazy eye, and psoriasis."

"Is she smart?" "No, she's borderline retarded."

"Is the sex good?" "No, she has a venereal disease."

"What about oral sex?" "No, she has gum disease."

"What about anal?" "No, she has diarrhea."

"What if she uses her hand?" "No, she has arthritis."

"Good grief son. Why did you say she was the perfect woman?"

"Well dad, she has worms too! And you know how much I love to fish!!!"