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New Office Policy???
You think you have it
bad???Dress
>Code:1. You are advised to come to work dressed according to your
salary.
>If wesee you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will
assume
>you aredoing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.2. If
you
>dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, sothat
you may
>buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.3. If you
dress
>just right, you are right where you need to be and thereforeyou do not
need
>a raise.Sick Days:1. We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as
proof
>of sickness. Ifyou are able to go to the doctor; you are able to come
to
>work.Personal Days:1. Each employee will receive 104 personal days a
year.
>They are calledSaturdays & Sundays.Bereavement Leave:1. This is no
excuse
>for missing work. There is nothing you can do for deadfriends,
relatives or
>co-workers. Every effort should be made to havenon-employees attend
the
>funeral
2 Answers
- gimpalomgLv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
Do they have an opening for an old guy. I could use a better structured work environment.
I used to work for DOD. We would get things like that circulating from time to time. There was a young woman that though about half of them were real.
I recall one that insisted on 7 days notice if you died.
Thanks for the laugh. I'm retired now but it does stir some memories.
- ?Lv 44 years ago
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