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New Office Policy???

You think you have it

bad???Dress

>Code:1. You are advised to come to work dressed according to your

salary.

>If wesee you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will

assume

>you aredoing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.2. If

you

>dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, sothat

you may

>buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.3. If you

dress

>just right, you are right where you need to be and thereforeyou do not

need

>a raise.Sick Days:1. We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as

proof

>of sickness. Ifyou are able to go to the doctor; you are able to come

to

>work.Personal Days:1. Each employee will receive 104 personal days a

year.

>They are calledSaturdays & Sundays.Bereavement Leave:1. This is no

excuse

>for missing work. There is nothing you can do for deadfriends,

relatives or

>co-workers. Every effort should be made to havenon-employees attend

the

>funeral

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Do they have an opening for an old guy. I could use a better structured work environment.

    I used to work for DOD. We would get things like that circulating from time to time. There was a young woman that though about half of them were real.

    I recall one that insisted on 7 days notice if you died.

    Thanks for the laugh. I'm retired now but it does stir some memories.

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    4 years ago

    staggering... have not heard that one till now, and this is diverse to lots of the different place of work jokes... this is one. MEMO: A at present pregnant team member has asked that we deliver this message to all in this floor: To the guy who drank the milk interior the little green tupperware field interior the 8th floor refrigerator, please do no longer very own UP. I carry my little son to artwork, and nicely, that milk became into particular, in case you get my waft. i do no longer think of i'd have the skill to stand discussing regulations with you if I knew who you have been, so in case you discovered the milk tasty, I recommend you call your mom and tell her you adore her.

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