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In this Life I'm A Woman?

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear,everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...gonna be a bear

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Cool!!! love it...... sounds perfect.

    xxx

  • 5 years ago

    I totally agree with you. At 18 days old a baby's heart starts to beat. At 43 days their brain coordinates movement. I don't see how anyone can just end that life with no regard. What about the choice of that child? It didn't ask to be conceived. Everyone wants to scream about in the case of rape and incest. Those instances make up a very small amount of the abortions that take place. I worked with a girl who had 5 abortions in the time I worked with her which was about a year. All of those times was because she was just sleeping around. I on the other hand have been trying to have a baby for 3 years, and I lost one. My sister had a baby at 28 weeks. He is almost 2 now and is perfect. There are babies at that far along that are aborted. That is sick. Here's the deal, if you don't want a child, don't get pregnant. If you do get pregnant, take responsibility for your actions. There are lots of people who would love to adopt that precious life.

  • ....
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Brilliant. Worth a star.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Brilliant !! I often feel a little grizzly in the morning !

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol.

    Btw isn't everyone so glad that Imp hasn't commented on this yet?!

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i liked that very funny star4u

  • daze
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I WANNA BE A BEAR TOO.

  • hahahaha!!!

    new one to me and i loved it lol*

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL! haha star :]

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