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BRIAN M
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BRIAN M asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Why can you never trust a woman?

Q: Why can you never trust a woman?

A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and does not die?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    its a golden oldie but still funny mate

  • ooh2sweet2b
    1 decade ago

    Funny, I bet there are times that you are glad that we bleed for five days.

  • Faithless
    1 decade ago

    Been watching South Park the movie then?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Haha

    Oldie but a goodie.

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  • Read My Lips
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    1st time i've heard it!

    Quite good but i've already had my fair share of jokes about that subject today... doctors = bad situation with your sister..

  • rednraunchy75
    1 decade ago

    your not sick your alright, its just old. i cant believe we dont die, so as for the trust i dont blame you,.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    you want to know when you cant trust a women when she is wearing a shirt that says hes buying it i cant believe hes buying it and when you write her a check she says it to

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL

    tahst pretty funny, but not as good as youre other oness!!!

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    We're not vampires!!!

    Looks like the vampires got us!

  • Andrew W
    1 decade ago

    no good mate. nowhere near as good as your SAS one

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