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Josh T asked in SportsFootball (American) · 1 decade ago

How to tell if you're a Bandwagon Patriots fan. Care to take the test?

1. If you were almost late to your friends' Superbowl party because you got stuck in mall traffic buying your new Tom Brady jersey.

2. If you drove by the mall after the Superbowl to try to get a new Eli jersey only to find the mall closed, but the parking lot was full of others doing the same.

3. If hours before the Superbowl you were online studying the PATS roster just in case someone called you out during the Superbowl regarding your lack of knowledge of any of the starters.

4. If you hosted a Superbowl party and attempted to search online for recipe ideas indiginous to the Boston area.

5. If you've been watching C-Span to learn how to imitate Ted Kennedy's "cool" accent.

6. If you have no idea what people are talking about when they mention the PATS "cheating", but defend them anyway.

7. If you've been talking shiznit on Y/A for the past three weeks with your newly created Avatar even though your previous one with some derivation of real favorite team is still active

Update:

8. You been reading questions the last two days on Y/A, but are too terrified to answer any of them.

9. Tomorrow you will become a "long-time" Giants fan until next post-season

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Agreed, Now all you need to do is a Giants one.

  • Tabi
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    1. I was early and I was wearing a Pats shirt, not my jersey (I have a Brady, Bruschi and Bledsoe from way back)

    2. Ha! I had a little to many drinks to be driving anywhere...

    3. Everyone I was with knows better than to "call me out" on any of my Pats knowledge.

    4. I lived in Boston for 15 years, I don't need any recipe you find on line

    5. Why would I want to do that?

    6. No need to defend, I have moved on from the cheating.

    7. I never really talked "shiznit" and I have has this avatar since I joined YA

    8. Not terrified just busy.

    9. I will NEVER own a Giants jersey let alone any other teams jersey.

    That was fun... So am I a true fan?

  • 4 years ago

    "Patriot followers are the main important bandwagons" I didnt understand patriots followers consisted of massive wood vehicles. sure, they offered out each domicile game by way of fact that 'ninety 4; the place have you ever seen the empty seats? per probability throughout awauy video games vs. the cardinals? per probability the empty lawnchairs in the stadium parking zone for the period of the video games, yet thats it. Eagles followers are a humiliation to the league, and definitely everyone is familiar with it; they booed whilst McNabb grow to be drafted, now they love him. Thats very fickle. They cheered whilst the HoF'er micheal irvin's occupation ended spectacular earlier their eyes. There are memories approximately eagles followers pouring beer on little teenagers throughout video games in ordinary terms for wearing the opposing team's jersey. I particularly have had the unlucky journey to bypass to an Eagles game, and that i grow to be disgusted by utilising their vulgarity and rudness, and the whole factor approximately merchandising out seats in 5 minutes, different communities have finished that too (Pats, Packers, Redskins, etc.) Posting a query like this with out doing the learn in ordinary terms solidifies my reasoning that Eagles followers have a tendency to be ignorant and unreasonable. i actually wish u grow to be a genuine soccer fan and understand the errors of your approaches.

  • 1 decade ago

    If have Tom Brady jersey, that he signed in person, but the other Night I had a Bob Sanders jersey what does that make me ?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nope sorry not a real fan, not a bandwaggon fan in fact I kind of dislike them altogether.

    I did think the Giants played a better game, but I don't like them either.

    Oh well.

  • 1 decade ago

    Love it, boy we could go on and on couldnt we. I saw one early today, that had.

    If the only thing you knew about Tom Brady was he dates super models.

    True Pat fans, it hurts, but we had a good year. Now onto next year. Go Celtics!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    That about sums it up. I'm a Packer fan, and have been most of my life. Next year Packers are going to be a contender again and go all the way.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I passes. Yeah for me! I am not a Pats fan, or a bandwagon fan. At first your question scared me, I thought maybe you were talking about a disease I could catch. Whew.......

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well thought out and very funny! You should have formatted it more like a yes or no test...but I'm sure no one would have answered honestly.

  • 1 decade ago

    #1I already have my brady jersey, bought it 5 years ago, and i wear it every game day, rather they are televised or not.

    #2no

    #3no

    #4no

    #5no

    #6 n/a

    #7no

    guess i am a true fan. what do i win?

    are 8 and 9 bonus points, i answered no to both

    now what do i win?

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