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Is this a Devious Woman ?

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes -- that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"

The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."

The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world!

Then the frog inquired about her third wish and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    nice one brian

    its good to have you back mate

    star

  • 1 decade ago

    still the husband won.

    coz he got a heart attack 10 times milder than her, lolz

    smart a $$

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    bro i gave u star

    nice questiong

    i gave u star

    where do u get all these jokes

    they are super

    realy rocking

    add me in ur list

    ok select me as the best

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    LOL!! Another good one!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    no u copied it off of the simpsons

  • hahahaha!!! brilliant brian.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    very good star4u

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO

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