JOKE - Have you heard about Pierre the fighter pilot?

Pierre was a French fighter pilot with a tradition of eating at the same small cafe after completing dangerous missions.

He sits & orders his usual meal. The waitress admired him for years, and decided to finally approach him. She says, "Oh, Pierre, I want you to kiss me here", grazing a finger down the side of her neck. Pierre takes a swig of his wine and as he kisses her neck, spits it all over in a loud "pfbbbthh!". She screams, "WHY PIERRE! WHY!". He replies, "I like to have my red wine with my white meat".

Weeks later, the waitress starts to close up the cafe when Pierre walks in. After some time, she finally says to him, "Oh Pierre, I want you to kiss me here", and coyly brushes a finger across her lips. He takes a large sip of his wine, and proceeds to spit it all over her mouth as he kisses her. Once again she cries, "PIERRE! WHY!" he replies, "I like to have my white wine with my red meat".

A month passes, and the waitress is once again caught in the heat of the moment.