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Men, do you have problems when your wife is suffering from PMT?

Dangerous- What's for dinner?

Safer- Can I help you with dinner?

Safest- Where would you like to go for dinner?

Outstanding- Here, have some wine.

Dangerous- Are you wearing that?

Safer- Wow, you sure look good in brown!

Safest- WOW! Look at you!

Outstanding- Here, have some wine

Dangerous- What are you so worked up about?

Safer- Could we be overreacting?

Safest- Here's my paycheck.

Outstanding- Here, have some wine.

Dangerous- Should you be eating that?

Safer- You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Safest- Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

Outstanding- Here, have some wine.

Dangerous- What did you DO all day?

Safer- I hope you didn't over-do it today.

Safest- I've always loved you in that robe!

Outstanding- Here, have some wine .

And remember, PMT could stand for Potential Murder Suspect!

Update:

Doh!

Sorry I meant PMS not PMT

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    LMSUIAO And they say that women are the weaker sex, this one is a great example of that being sooo untrue. Thnaks for the laugh and have a Star.

    Source(s): Encyclopedia Galactica
  • Keyo
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Yes this is true. PMT is pre or post menstrual tension, depending on the woman, the hormones released at these times can create havoc with a woman's moods. Obviously those who surround her are going to feel the effects. Be they men, women, children or animals, it makes no difference. I usually take my PMT out on something inanimate such as the wall, or smash a bottle etc. I always clean up afterwards. Some lucky women are not affected by PMT and can lead relatively normal lives around the time of their period.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'm going to try the 'here have some wine'. Nothing else seems to work. Even agreeing with a woman is not right, you're not allowed your own opinion but you're also not allowed to agree with what she said. I'm hitting Threshers on the way home tonight in the hope of some peace!!

  • Cotton
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    No. After 43 years I find it safer to keep my mouth shut and just do it.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Good one. But the dinner isn't quiet right.. the most dangerous thing to say would be "Where's my dinner?"

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL. I like it. It's funny! So, when I get married all he'll have to do is feed me wine, and I'll be a happy bunny?

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Good one! True and funny! 100!

  • Widgi
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Very funny.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT WOULD BE PMS

  • anna
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    hahahahahahaha have a star

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