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Why are men never depressed?
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $500 0. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. !
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Are some of you guys lost? This is the JOKE section. Maybe you should take your depression issues to the Psychiatry section :-)
23 Answers
- ?Lv 41 decade ago
Kind of frightening that even though this in a section clearly labelled "Jokes & Riddles" the only people who got the joke were the ones it was made at the expense of...
I have seen this around, and i's just as funny here as anywhere else...
To the guys who didn't get it: Try dating one of the girls who did, your sense of humor obviously needs the help.
To the girls who got it: Bravo. Kudos to you for having a sense of humor. I love a woman who can make me laugh, or at least laugh with me when the joke is funny. If I have to explain it, it's no longer funny...
You get a STAR from me.
- 1 decade ago
All true because women create their own problems. My girlfriend called me up the other day because a bill had been missed and she was in tears, told her to stop, call them and pay it, she did and it was all ok. What was the point in the tears? Attention? who knows and im not to bothered by it but she worked herself up for no reason.
But true guys do get stressed too but not as much and not as often.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
most men do be depressed but most of the time they are afraid of what their friends might think or what the girl might say but then again some guys are real cute an they feel that they can find another hoe just like the last!!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol :D Sure some men are depressed, but that's not the point. Very funny and true!
- pessimistLv 51 decade ago
lol it true they do get a lot of perks some time . but depression can still happen but still heres a star for you
- 1 decade ago
you are wrong about the 'one mood all the time', guys dont have just one mood. i think they're mood changes just as much as a girls...and guys go into a drepression too...it's happened before...
- shellLv 51 decade ago
they r all true i think its the way the world is made for them women always have to suffer
