Valentines Day gift for vindictive ex-wife?

Dog poop in a brown bag left on her front doorway, set it on fire, ring the doorbell and run away to watch the fun.

Sweetie, I wouldn't send her anything!! If my ex ever sent me anything, I would call a friend who just happens to be the detective who investigate my son's death. He knows all about what he did to me and will throw him in jail. xo Other than that a box of coal or what someone here suggested a box of laxative.

Seriously? Send something puzzling--like a big ham bone with a tube sock tied around it. You'd be surprised how funny it can be and how worrisome it is for the recipient.

A picnic on the beach or mountain and prepare the area with nice music and a bottle of wine with a blanket so you may observe the stars afterwards.

Someone told me that a heart-shaped box with chocolate laxatives in it is the best gift ever! and i agree..

You could send her a picture in a beautiful frame of you humping my leg. Love, honey

A flat tire, a punch to the mouth, or a home video of you nailing her sister.

Some roadkill will be nice,,,,,Just remember to put them in a vase + add water.

A nice package of cockroaches?

A picture of your cock in all it's glory. Put a heading on the pic. saying "Feeling lonely without me"