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If I post a picture of myself in the mirror with my computer in the background , will I rip a hole in space?

I'd sure hate to do that.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Worse. When I tried this, I got sucked into the chrosynclasticinfidibulum where some gnarly creature picked my pocket and kept on going. And I didn't keep a back-up key for my Toyota. Now what am I gonna do?

    If you do this, see if you can get my car keys back, okay?

  • 1 decade ago

    I don't think you have to worry about ripping open space time, however I would be more concerned with the ritualistic summoning inherent in such actions. You may, if all lines up, simultaneously summon Bloody Mary and the Candyman. This represents a problem as likely you have a relatively small computer room which can easily become cramped, taking only slightly less importance from the fact that they will both want to kill you.

    Now, in the event of a dual summoning there stands a small chance that they will in fact become material in the exact same position relative to the mirror. This works to your benefit as complications arising due to matter from separate beings attempting to occupy the same space at the same time would result in both entities becoming less effective at their goals of dismemberment. However, as beings such as these come from a plane completely different from ours in both logic and physical natures, there does stand a chance that such a merger would result in a new antagonist altogether. Can you imagine the resultant monstrosity from such a merger? Perhaps a CandyMary or BloodyMan? The thought of being stalked by a six foot lollipop king with a hemorrhaging issue is not one I relish.

    So I ask in conclusion that you refrain from such activities that would result in cataclysmic cohabitation of evil beings in your apartment. At the very least think of your neighbors, whose sleep would definitely be interrupted by your blood curdling screams and death throws. If you must do such a thing, it may help to enlist the aide of proper counter agents to the forces at hand. Where you might locate the respective B-actors and actresses this time of year is beyond me, and that information might be available if you were to pose the question to your already well respected Yahoo Answers community.

    Good Luck!

  • 1 decade ago

    They already did that in Space Balls, except it was the camera monitor. It would have destroyed space time, but they had just emerged from ludicrous speed, so the chronostasis particle field had not completely realigned with Spaceball 1, fortunately for us.

    Now if they had only gone at preposterous speed, the propogational velocity of chronostasis particles, then their little stunt would have cost us dearly indeed!

  • 1 decade ago

    In theory. In BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS, Kurt Vonnegut's main character theorized that mirrors are places where our universe can leak into another universe. When anybody in the book talks about "taking a leak" the main character assumes they are planning to steal a mirror.

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  • Brant
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    No, but light a single candle behind you and aim your video camera straight into your monitor. Try it from different distances and zoom. Then you might find yourself hurtling through space, seeing galaxies and swirling vortices and black holes, etc. Hours of fun.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    you ought to use something referred to as the mirror App it quite is quite particularly common. no longer many human beings quite understand this yet displays are quite made up of mirrors and laptop boards with somewhat of wires and string. you're able to desire to get a screw motive force set and peel off the adhesive rubber screw protectors around the exhibit screen, they might desire to exhibit screws, do away with the screws and additionally you're able to have the potential common basically do away with the exhibit screen front conceal. this could exhibit a variety of of laptop boards and the exhibit unit, there will be screws around the exhibit unit, all you're able to desire to do is take away those screw, lean the exhibit unit at an attitude and disconnect any wires related to it. you opt for a mirror approximately the comparable length by way of fact the exhibit unit which you purely got rid of. Now you're able to desire to take your warm glue gun (silicon works basically besides, yet get the main costly one as that ensures intense high quality adhesion and additionally you do no longer opt for the wires to come again off as quickly as each and all the screws are back in.), for each cord, place a blob of glue at the back of the mirror, heavily connect each and each cord to the glue, it is not important what gets placed the place, if there's a plug related to the tip of the cord then basically pull it off. you have to be very careful, as there are no longer any screw holes for the mirror, you purely might desire to apply your warm glue or silicon to adhere the mirror back in place, as quickly as you have executed this, place the front conceal back and all it quite is screws. you could throw away all left over screws, plugs and the exhibit unit you got rid of. Congratulations you have effectively put in the mirror app.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Why not give it a burl? Better have a needle and thread handy.

  • 1 decade ago

    I divided by zero! :D

    O shi- D:

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