Mr. Bigglesworth

...to assassinate the Yahoo! Answers Blog Karate Hamster? That smug little rodent has the nerve to ask me about my pampered pooch?!? I don't even have a dog, you furry little jerk! And why the hell is he wearing that Gi? Coming right from the dojo, and MUST know about my spoiled fido before you shower up and rid me of your post-excise stink? Honestly, the world would be a better place without Mickey's retarded cousin asking us for all sorts of personal information. He's likely trying to gather pet's names to sell to identity thieves taking advantage of the 'forgot your password' links on bank login sites. We should report the varmint.

Nasty, furry little turd.

Not very many of us have great PVP gear, so they are impatient and trying to get people to pay to have their honor boosted. I told them to screw off I don't want to get banned, but guild master made them officer and supports the idea. I like the guild and don't want to quit, so what can I tell guild leader?

What can I do to make the chick-flicks more tolerable? I thought about gouging my eyes out already. More tips?

Howdy

I know this has been asked a few times, and I have looked at some answers, but nothing has really jumped out as being 'it'. So I'll phrase the question this way: What would you reasonably expect from a significant other who you are really just starting to get to know? I don't really know her size or taste in clothes, so that probably won't work...

All ideas welcome! Thanks and Merry Christmas!

I mean I can understand choosing one's own lifestyle, but he is just FLAMING!

Fergilicious!?!?

Big Girls Don't Cry?!?!

How are these songs in any way popular?

I have no mortgage, but damn that alien can dance. I must refinance. Is anyone else sick of these obnoxious ads?

Ok so I have never been pregnant before, but we had unprotected sex, and I had eggs for breakfast. My period has never come. I am starting to show. Can I be?

to flirt it up?

I found out last night that my ex (I split with her not too long ago) was fooling around on me. Cliche, I know. But now I am down in the dumps. What goes through the minds of people who cheat? How can people willingly hurt someone they supposedly 'care about' in such a deep way? I know nobody has the answers to this, but I could really use some encouragement...

mandatory IQ testing before people are allowed to breed? Seriously, people! We are running out of trailer park space!

you have ever been called?

Oh no! What would the world do without such an icon?!

In both color and texture?

It wasn't cut off cleanly, the box was just torn to get the number off. The barcode was still attached so it couldn't be some kind of rebate thing. Also, I am not sure, but I think the box had been opened at one point, because the tape was not tight on the packaging. What might be the reasons for this? Do you think it was stolen or swapped?

I need ideas!

but I like to be warm!

I am not bald, but I might be heading that way, come on, give a guy some hope for the future!

I refuse to buy pudding unless under direct orders from Bill.

Can you hand me some under the door?