Is this guy smarter than a 5th grader?

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One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other injuries. 

Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. 

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'

Cơơκiε. · Accepted Answer

Hahahahahaha.
Very cute.
If dogs can do it, why can't he?
Chuckle chuckle.
Star for you.
I loved it.

? · Answer

specific, i'm smarter than a 5th grader (and probably no longer as lots of a smartass). i'm in 9th grade and that i easily have gained lots greater expertise in the process the final 4 years. Plus, in 5th grade, i grew to become into easily an entire smartass. I claimed to love schoolwork, even nonetheless I by no ability did my homework. applicable now, i'm getting greater effective grades than the stereotypical nerd in my classification, even nonetheless I nonetheless by no ability do my homework.

Just Me, Myself, and I · Answer

nice laugh

but the dad could have gotten the water for the baby beforehand

Anonymous · Answer

lol i didnt get that i was like aww hes using the sink aww. but then you said toilet and i was like ohh. well im not smarter than a 5th grader ohh well

iloveedward!!! · Answer

ha ha

LindsayLou · Answer

oh wow, that's hilarious!!! =D Wow, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day!!

Tommy C · Answer

haha good one

Awesome★Possum♕҉☮♪♥♠♦♣♫ღ☼✔♀✫ஐ¤Δ☺◎ · Answer

Good one!!!!!!

Thanks for the laugh!

:o)

lil&#39;mama · Answer

hehehe...it's funny because it's true

..§::♥ *unknown* ♥::§.. · Answer

lol! very funny!

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Is this guy smarter than a 5th grader?

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