Seems like a good day for a Pop Quiz...?

1. X = 0, At last check, my understanding is Mama Cass is one svelte skeleton. Death is the ultimate diet, even more effective that Adkins. I never was great at anatomy so I'll take a flyer on the vein count, 5.

3. I think the real question is man or woman, inquiring minds want to know. Either case, the androgynous freak is NOT one of Compton's, so make it a FALSE.

4. In light of the fact that NBA teams are allowed to sign retired players for trading purposes, The Mavs signed Oscar to a 10-day contract. While in town, an orgy took place at a downtown Dallas hotel. Dirk had a blast slam-dunking Love-Hewitt's "basketballs." Avril will serve as food for the chinchillas after being used and abused by all present company.

5.

Coconut - Harry Nilsson - Coconut - John Lennon's old drunkard buddy, enough said.

German Chocolate - KMFDM - Unfit - You eat too much of this and it could be you one day.

Carrot - Garbage - Milk - Shirley's hair color is much like the carrot.

Angel Food - Real Life - Send Me An Angel - I always kinda liked this song as it had a real Goth element to it, in spite of the angel request.

Devil's Food - Marilyn Manson - Man That You Fear - Because nothing is scarier than a Satan wannabe.

Upside Down Pineapple - Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl - The cake is colorful and wild, much like her strange appearance these days, post-No Doubt.

Strawberry - Jack Off Jill - Strawberry Gashes - I love strawberry, but the gashes aren't doing much for my appetite.

Coffee - John Mayer - Your Body Is a Wonderland - Typical watered-down rock that the denizens of Starbucks are partial to.

Spice - The Spice Girls - Wannabe - Just because of their very positive contribution to the music world.

Red Velvet - Velvet Revolver - Slither - Hold the cream cheese, please!

1. Pi times the sum of the prime numbers added together.

2. I'm not sure, but I'm thinking about Judas Priest now.

3. LOL. Reminds me of an old Live concert t-shirt that says Straight Outta York. (Pennsylvania, that is).

4. Jennifer Love Hewitt and Avril are hanging out by the pool at Avril's Hollywood mansion playing with the chincillas. Dirk shows up to "clean the pool", bringing his Oscar the Grouch hand puppet with him. Much frivolity ensues. Ron Jeremy has a cameo.

5. Cake is good.

Coconut. "Knights of the Round Table" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. (Sorry, the word coconut always brings that movie to mind...)

German chocolate. Kraut - KMFDM

Carrot. Swing the Mood - Jive Bunny and the Master Mixers

Angel food. Angels F*ck - Jack Off Jill

Devil's food. The Devil You Know - Jesus Jones

Upside down pineapple. Upside Down - Diana Ross

Strawberry. Strawberry Fields Forever - Candy Flip (semi-obscure Madchester era cover)

Coffee. Coffee and TV - Blur.

Spice. Spice Must Flow - Eon.

Red velvet. Red Shoes - Throwing Muses. I once had a pair of red velvet shoes.

Is this across different subjects? And I take it that when you say she only has trouble with "pop" quizzes, that she's fine for tests that she expected and studied for? First, I would look for a pattern in what the problem seems to be on the questions she misses. Is she not writing down answers at all, or not finishing questions? Is she actually putting down wrong answers? There are many different possibilities. One (which I'm by no means saying is the case with you, no offense ... obviously I don't know your daughter -- but it's one thing to consider) is that her grades are higher on things she has time to prepare for because she's cheating. Another is that she has some form of test anxiety, for which I would try a combination of talking to her teachers and even a school counsellor (this could have a big impact on her in the long run if it's really the case, so you really want to help her address it), and doing your best to lower the pressure on her about grades (stress learning, instead). Another is that school is so easy for her that she's not been paying a huge amount of attention to her homework, which could be remedied by having her take notes or something similar while she reads. Another is that there's a particular problem either with the subject matter she's missing (maybe she just didn't get osmosis or whatever), the teacher for that class having unreasonable expectations (is everybody getting bad grades on these quizzes?), or the form in which the questions are being asked (does she have problems with essay questions or multiple choice questions, for example?) In any event, I certainly wouldn't dream of punishing her for getting a bad grade. You say that she's working really hard, and that's what matters. Have a talk with her about how much you admire her work ethic when it comes to school. Let her know that a bad grade is not a reflection on her value as a person! Express confidence that if she keeps working hard, she can learn this material, and let her know that what she learns and how hard she works are far more important than what grades she gets.

Yea!

1) All of the kindergartners in NYC couldn't stop Mama Cass so the answer is infinity

2) True

3) LMAO - Where's Dustin Hoffman? False

4) Love Hewitt is trying on her new 4 chinchilla bra as Avril is singing a rousing rendition of GirlFriend. Dirk knows women in entertainment have a "experienced" past, so he is using Oscar to Adjust the tails of the chinchillas as he is being "Touched by an Angel"!

5)

Coconut - The Tide is High - Blondie

German Chocolate - Black Out - Scorpions

Carrot - Cream - Prince

Angel Food - Fly High Michelle - Enuff Z'nuff

Devils Food - The devil went down to Georgia

Pineapple - Tiny Bubbles- Don ho

Strawberry - Incense and peppermints - Strawberry Alarm clock

Coffee - Maxwell's Silver hammer - Beatles

Spice - Wannabe - Spice Girls

Red Velvet - Lick It Up - Kiss

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2. The link doesn't work. :(

3. The scary part is that there is a slight resemblence between that chick and my Mom circa 1976 or so. I feel safe saying that neither of them have been to Compton.

4. The second that PETA got wind of the chinchillas on the set they put a naked Pam Anderson outside of a KFC and got the production shut down. And it had such potential too!

5. Coconut - Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes

German chocolate - Du Hast - Rammstein

Carrot - Clocks - Coldplay (no idea why)

Angel food - something by Mandy Moore

Devil's food - something by Marilyn Manson

Upside down pineapple - The Hawaii 5-0 Theme

Strawberry - I'm drawing a total blank

Coffee - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go - Wham

Spice - Mexican Seafood - Nirvana

Red velvet - I still get Velvet Revolver popping into my head

1 74

2 Que?

3 LOL!

4 No Clue..I'm paying WAY to much attention to JL Hewitt and Avril gettin nekkid...HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5

"The Lime In the Coconut" by Idk

"Du Hast" by Rammstein

"Why Is A Carrot More Orange Than An Orange" by The Amboy Dukes

Anything by Avril, who is a perfect angel

"Black Sabbath" by Black Sabbath

"Over Under Sideways Down" by The Yardbirds

"Incence & Peppermints" by The Strawberry Alarm Clock

"5 Cups Of Coffee" by The Jayhawks

Anything by The Spice Girls

"Red" by King Crimson

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4. Pretty much anything I worte here will be editied with astriks, so not gonna bother. I'd buy it tho.

5. Coconut -- The Pina Colada Song --Rupert Holmes

German chocolate -- "The Sound of Music Motion Picture Soundtrack"

Carrot -- "Carrot Cake & Wine" -- Stereophonics

Angel food -- "Heaven" bryan Adams

Devil's food --" Devil in a Blue Dress"

Upside down pineapple -- that weird song, about somebody leaving a cake outside in the rain... "MacArthur Park"

Strawberry --Strawberry Fields Forever-- Beatles

Coffee --"Tom's Dinner" --Suzanne Vega

Spice --"tell me What ya Want (what ya really really want) " --Spice Girls

Red velvet -- "Bleed it out" --Lincoln Park

1. WHY?

2. True!!! It's a link indeed!!!

3. True!!!

4. Statue Dance!!!

5.

Coconut: "Buffalo Soldier" - Bob Marley

German chocolate: "Du Hast" - Rammstein

Carrot: "Sweet Caroline" - Neil Diamond

Angel food: "Show Me Heaven" - Maria McKee

Devil's food: "Highway To Hell" - AC/DC

Upside down pineapple: "Upside Down" - Jack Johnson (sung by SpongeBob)

Strawberry: "Strawberry Fields" - Beatles

Coffee: "Wake Up Little Susie" - Everly Brothers

Spice: "If You Wanna Be My Lover" - Spice Girls

Red velvet: "Lady In Red" - Chris De Burgh

1. 28 days

2. erased

3. Monster's ball for Puff Diddy

4. They are rehearsing to participate in the ABBA musical in Broadway...the 4 chinchillas were the downpayment the production company gave them to assure their motivated performance. ( they will use them in a farm to produce thousands of chinchillas and sell the coats to the RAP Kings for a sh..load of cash.)

Coconut-Jennifer Lopez/Marc Anthony ( BTW congrats for the parental bliss)

German Chocolate- Rammstein ( Engel)

Carrot - Mana- Corazon espinado

Angel food- John Lennon-Woman

Devil's food- Alice Cooper- School's out

Pineapple- George Michael- FAstlove

Strawberry- Britney Spears- Hit me baby one more time

Coffee-Sade- No ordinary love

Spice- Spice girls- Holler

Red Velvet-- Velvet Revolver- Money

and what about my personal fave?? Blueberry Cheese Cake ( hmmmmmm).

1)4(x=y)/8= Mama Cass' butt

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3)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuBm0dvIzcc

4) Britney Spears birthday party?

5) ME WANT CAKE!!!!!