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jadeaaustin asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Can you think of some funny one-liners to answer the phone?

I 've used "House of Bacon, what's your beef?" and "Miss Kitties House of pain, what's your pleasure?"

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  • thebuffettour
    1 decade ago
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    Idiot in suspense hot line. Please hold.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hello, its Mr. Burns

    sry, my dad does that all the time lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    City Morgue, you slice em, we dice em.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i sometimes insist i was the one calling them especially if its a cold caller!

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  • NSgirl
    1 decade ago

    "Joe's Crematorium...You kill 'em we grill 'em!"

    Taken from Bart Simpson, lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Suicide Hotline, please hold...

    Hold on... MOM! WILL U BUY ME MORE DIAPERS, I JUST WET MY LAST 1! hello, who is this?

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