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smart blonde!!the first mabey!!?

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies......................"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Finally, a smart blonde

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    This joke doubles as a riddle

    Your blondes hair was dyed

  • 1 decade ago

    finally..i was wondering when they talk about blond jokes does that include blond men to

    that was a good one by the way

  • very nice very nice, but if shes really a multimillionaire then i am sure her home or place of residence has parking, free parking.

  • 1 decade ago

    That was me! wink!

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha, that's good.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    cool!!

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