im scared... (of ur face)

Does anybody need a bigger mafia for mafia wars for myspace send me a message/friend invite on myspace for it you can find me under "www.Myspace.com/akeam55"

they keeep appearing not many only like one a day at max i wanna know if they are cockroaches though they are about as long as this "----------" and antennas are about this long "--------"

they keeep appearing not many only like one a day at max i wanna know if they are cockroaches though they are about as long as this "----------" and antennas are about this long "--------"

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies......................"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Finally, a smart blonde

A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them with a sack over each bird and only the legs showing. He sat right on the front row because he wanted to do the best job possible.

The professor announced that the test would be to look at each of the birds' legs and give the common name, habitat, genus, species, etc. The student looked at each of the birds' legs. They all looked the same to him. He began to get upset. He had stayed up all night studying and now had to identify birds by their legs. The more he thought about it the madder he got.

Finally, he could stand it no longer. He went up to the professor's desk and said, "What a stupid test! How could anyone tell the difference between birds by looking at their legs?" With that the student threw his test on the professor's desk and walked to the door. The professor was surprised. The class was so big that he didn't know every student's name, so as the student reached the door the professor called, "Mister, what's your name!"

The enraged student pulled up his pants legs and said, "You guess, buddy! You guess!"

i have to know please tell me that so freaking awsome if they do

i believe im addicted to energy drink seriosly i can not go longer than a day without a monster or a rockstar i have like withdraws seriosly lol i think i have a issue uhh how can i stop it

im a 13 year old boy just after washing my face i noticed i have about 4-5 hairs on my chin it kind of startled me because i never seen it there before i was woundering is this a early age to start growing hair on my chin?

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