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mysticalviking
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mysticalviking asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Rude animals?

A successful city doctor decided to retire to the country and take up a small old fashion practice. The doctor would go out on house calls, but after several visits to one farm he chose never to return to that location. After a while the farmer's little girl got very ill, he called the dr. and begged him to come out, the doctor said no, every time I come to your farm your ducks are rude to me...

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    You should say that he is a psychiatrist or a psycologist. Then I suppose he wouldn't be making house calls though. I still giggled. quack! quack! quack! get it?

  • Matt G
    1 decade ago

    is there more to this m not seeing

  • (:P)
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Sounds like he was staying away from a bunch of quackers.

  • supergirl mya
    1 decade ago

    i did not lol out loud

    maybe you should stick to just reading the jokes

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  • nursy
    1 decade ago

    they keep callin me a quack!

  • liquorice coloured glasses
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    im really confused.

  • Chelios
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    pretty lame

  • zymzyv
    1 decade ago

    How so?

  • Jen F
    1 decade ago

    SSSTTUUPIIDDDDD joke

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