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Black Sheep.....star if funny?

A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe therein. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and the good Christian ways of the white man. One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin. Thou must not

commit adultery or fornication!!

One day the wife of one of the Tribe's noblemen gives birth to a white child. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his people to talk with the missionary.

"You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man that has ever set foot in our village. It doesn't take a genius to work out what has been going on!"

The missionary replies: "No, no, my good man. You are mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence - what is called an albino. Look to thy yonder field. See a field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief pauses

Update:

for a moment then says "Tell you what, you don't say anything about the sheep, I won't say anything about the white child"

Update 2:

for a moment then says "Tell you what, you don't say anything about the sheep, I won't say anything about the white child"

Update 3:

oops sorry about putting the last part twice

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    haha, i luv ur jokes, starred!

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • Erika
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    black humorous is cool...white humorous...properly this is not cool...this is stupid, the form of "humorous" the place human beings in basic terms chuckle to be well mannered however the shaggy dog tale in basic terms did not do it for them. Oh except you're an old white individual with genital herpes whom genuinely likes our so called President Bush...then white humorous might relatively be humorous to you.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol thats a great joke pls post more and thx for making me laugh

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  • anna
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    hahahahahaha funny star

  • 1 decade ago

    he he he he he he he I liked it...

    In writing last part twice was a good effect...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    interesting...

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