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Spaghetti anyone?

Spaghetti, anyone?

A dr. was having an affair with his nurse for many months when she suddenly announced she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, the doctor gave the nurse a large sum of money and sent her to Italt to have the baby.

"How will I let you know when the baby is born?" she asked.

"Just send me a postcard and write spaghetti on the back, I'll take care of all the expenses." he replied

With nothing else to do the nurse left heartbroken for Italy.

Six months went by, and one day the doctor's wife called him at the office. " Dear, you recieved a very strange postcard in the mail today, from Italy. I don't quite understand what it means."

The dr. suddenly wracked with guilt, said," Just wait until I get home, I'll explain everything to you then."

The Dr. came home later that evening read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. He was rushed to the ER, where the Head Medic asked what trauma if any had precipitatated the heart attack.

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"I don't know," sobbed the wife. "all he did was read a postcard, I didn't even

understand what it said: Spaghetti, spaghetti,spaghetti,spaghetti. two with meatballs, two without

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Yes, that's funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL. I feel bad for the wife though.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    omg quadruplets? omg omg omg! lol omfg! wow! hahahahaha u deserve 1,000,000 stars but I can only give u 1! lol still laughing

  • 1 decade ago

    4 babies!!!

    How much fun is that?

    This is pretty funny.

    Except his wife will find out sooner or later.

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  • 1 decade ago

    funniest one ive heard in a long time

  • 1 decade ago

    I get it she had two girls and two boys! LOL, this is the best in a while.

  • 1 decade ago

    haha!no wonder he had a heart attack!

  • Cotton
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Hilarious. That would make you have heart failure.

  • 1 decade ago

    This is def star-worthy. This is great!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Yeah I like it! lol!

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