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doctors and nurses joke?
A woman brings eight year old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight year old daughter.
Johnny's mother says: "Let's not be too harsh on them. They are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?!" Replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fu***ng appendix out!"
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- figueredoLv 44 years ago
reliable ones...this is one for you A male pastor walked into an area pub to apply the restroom. the placement grow to be hopping with track and dancing, till human beings observed the pastor. because of the fact the room quieted down he walked as much as the bartender, and asked, "could I please use the restroom?" The bartender replied, "i for my section do no longer think of you're able to desire to." "Why no longer?" the pastor asked. "i for my section choose to apply a restroom!" "properly, i do no longer think of you're able to desire to. there's a statue of a bare female in there -- and he or she's in basic terms lined by skill of a fig leaf!" "Nonsense," stated the pastor, "i will look any incorrect way!" So, the bartender confirmed the clergyman the door on the actual of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom. After a jiffy, he got here back out, and the full place grow to be hopping with track and dancing back! He went to the bartender and stated, "Sir, i do no longer understand. when I got here in here, the placement grow to be hopping with track and dancing. Then the room grew to become surely quiet. I went to the restroom, and now the placement is hopping back." "properly, now you're one human beings!" stated the bartender. "might you like a drink too?" "yet, I nonetheless don't understand," stated the puzzled pastor. "you spot," laughed the bartender, "each time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights go out interior the full place. Now, how some drink?" CHeeRioS
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
XD LMFAO!!