would would win....10 points to the funniest answer arsenal and man utd fans should look at this?

Ferguson would win because he would get Malcolm Glazer to sit on Wengers face and then he would strangle him with his everlasting chewing gum! Then again Wenger could stab Ferguson with his nose. Also the only blows fergie would be making would be to his chewing gum not to wenger. He could also freeze Ferguson with his icy stare but I reckon The hot glow of Fergusons red cheeks would just thaw him out. Yep deffo Fergie to win.

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Neither would win ............

Arsene Wenger would be "looking the other way" (no doubt spotting potential young talent for Arsenal's future), missing the road signs to the place of 'fight'.

Alex Ferguson would choke on his chewing gum at the prospect of facing Mr Wenger,on his way to the venue.

So neither would arrive, all bets off!!!!!!!

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Rather than a fight, how about a staring contest?

If it has to be a fight, with SAF been a Shop Steward on the Govan shipyard floors, and Wenger being a French fop, my money is on SAF.

1) Liverpool 2) United 3) United 4) I get on fine with everyone 5) More fans from the other 15 teams.

Wenger - Would use his french tounge, To strangle Alex.

Ferguson - Would throw a football boot at Wenger's eye ball.

So basicly it would be even.

But I think Wenger would hire That Birmingham player,

To "CHOP" Alex. So its a Wenger Win.

my money's on Fergy

basically he'd give wenger a glasgow kiss on the forehead and it would be all over within a minute no need for any one else to join in

lovely thought provoking question though!!

I think fergie would win ... not even the strongest chewing gum could hide his whisky breath and that would overpower wenger

Wenger would throw a Pizza at him. That would make Ferguson angry and his nose will get blue'r and blue'r and explode.

Sir Alex is from Govan so it would be no contest - a Glasgow kiss would always beat a French kiss in a fight

furgie would give the Mohamed Ali pre fight blab. Wenger would philosophy and in the ring furgie would chew and wenger would keep his cool. there would be no blows except for gum, on hits no winner