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Politically correct answers for "why the chicken crossed the road"?
Whd did the chicken cross the road?
Pat Buchanan:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
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Louis Farrakhan:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
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Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?
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L.A. Police Department:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
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Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.
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Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
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Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
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Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
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Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
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Karl Marx:
It was a historical inevitability.
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Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
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Ronald Reagan:
What chicken?
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Captain James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Fox Mulder:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
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Machiavelli:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
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Freud:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
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Bill Gates:
I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.
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Einstein:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
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Bill Clinton:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York.
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19 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
lol you are full of funny today!!!!!!
Source(s): the big book of well known facts written by no one read by me - 1 decade ago
Martin Luther King, Jr Grandpa andSaddam Hussein are the best ones
Star very funny well done
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Because he was an eastern European chicken and the road was the English channel and on the other side of the road was the soft touch which the UK has become.
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- Anonymous5 years ago
i dream of a world where chickens can cross the roads and not have their motives questioned. seriously though it crossed the road so it could go and find it's mate... they were separated in a huge storm that blew him 3 miles away from her...he wants to see his mate again...he's in love with her,don't you understand??HE NEEDS TO SEE HIS LOVER AGAIN SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABY CHICKENS!!!
- 1 decade ago
That's funny but the truth is the chicken who's name is Flo was just going to visit her Granny.
- 1 decade ago
Very funny.... star*
Yet we all know that as with most animal, he was driven by instinctual urges... So, if he was anything like the chickens I know, he was just trying to get his eat on.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
thats funny my favorit was the hussan husain ne 50 tons of nerve gas on a chicken that pruves how stupid he was lol
- Anonymous1 decade ago
To cross the Rooster with an owl so as to get herself a c ock that can stay up all night!!!