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Joke: Can you Believe that men Do Not Use Their Brains as much as Women? jimi4950?
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family
member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the
bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's
an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will
cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of
time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female
brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye
contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his
curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male
brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group,
"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the
female brains, because they've actually been used!"
19 Answers
- ADSLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
Hahahaha!!!
Hello Jokes expert--- Where the hell you get these quality jokes from. I have started dumping these in my hard disk.
- Anonymous5 years ago
Well Sam I sure you've got a plastic brain but I can assure you I haven't darling. Depends on the reseach you believe and quite frankly I haven't went into it in any great depth but what I have read there is a general difference. Men have bigger and heavier brains in the main but that isn't a surprise since men are generally bigger than women anyway. However Men also ( according to the research I am not personally an expert ) have more gray matter and women seemingly have denser brains than men with more neurological connections. Again hardly surprising as male and females animals do act differently in any species. Edit Sam with my hairy chest! I am definitely one of King Kong's children. @Sam no we don't come form apes as primates we share a common ancestor with apes, we don't come from them or another way of looking at it is we are actually apes. The difference between us and (the other) great apes is seemingly we as humans have one less chromosone Somewhere along our development two of our chromosomes 'merged'.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol haha 2 guys! star 4 u
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Haha very true and funny. I always knew females are smarter than male. :)
- 1 decade ago
WAIT.
okay
does this mean that girls are SMARTER than guys?
ahahahah
I think I get it now
see, girls DO use their brains lmfao :D
a star for you
- Anonymous1 decade ago
great joke, and too true.
have a star.
