Best funny phases for calling someone "slow"?

not the quickest bunny in the forest

one french fry short of a happy meal

if you were twice as smart, you would be a half-wit

two sandwiches short of a picnic

the lights are on but there's nobody home

Excuse me! Are you suffering from halitosis of the intellect. That's presuming you have intellect!!!

When they were handing out brains you thought they said pains, so you said I don't want any.

to those that say it grew to become into predictable, I say that it grew to become into nicely advised. even nonetheless all of us comprehend what the trick of the humorous tale grew to become into, I nonetheless enjoyed the punchline. great humorous tale, massive call for you!

Does your brain cell ever get lonely??

the one i always use is "your not the brightest bulb in the box are ya"

also "your not the sharpest knife in the drawer are ya"

"not the bounciest pogo stick in the store, huh?"

"you can definitely beat a snail"

Here ya go, ED...