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I have a clear, smoke glass marker board which is mounted to my Black refrigerator. Any dark color dry erase marker is invisible.

I have found a few packages of makers that include a white marker, however I can't find anyone selling either:

1) single white dry erase marker, or

2) package of white dry erase makers

10pts if you can locate an online store selling either of the above.

23 year Anniversary is just around the corner and I started making plans. I have a few gift ideas and some alone time planned (no kids). But I also wanted to do something Different.

So, I thought that rather than get her an Anniversary Card, I would develop a Web Page for her. Very pretty, very romantic page (Flowers, Wine Glass, Velvet Red color scheme, etc). Add some personal thought and a photo from our wedding.

Then, while she is at work (day before), send her an email with the link.

Corny or romantic?

Give the fact that the conservative base feels that McCain is a bit moderate (socially), would it make sense for McCain to choose a socially conserative VP?

My thinking is that McCain will do very well with the Moderate Republicans. And will do ok with the Hillary supports and moderate Dems.

Could he also pull in a strong showing from the Conserative Republicans with a social conservative VP. Remember, religious Repubicans are generally more concerned with social issues than fiscal issues.

Hence my real question... Is a McCain, Huckabee ticket a nealy unbeatable team?

My daugher has this phone. She recently went to a pool party and the moment she arrived, a girl pushed her in the pool. Seems they were doing that to eveyone that arrived. Anyways, she had her phone in her pocket, so it got wet.

I used mild heat acrossed it for 2 days and then powered it up. I came on and works, but the LCD screen is very dim (both inside screen and outside).

Phone is 45 days old. Do you think I can get a replacement or will they know the phone is damaged by water? What are my options?

Ok, my last joke bombed. I probably didn't target it for the right age group. So, let's try again...

A blonde is driving her car when it makes a noise and stalls. She tries desperately to get it started and, after some frustration, decides to walk for help. Along the way, she sees another blonde in the far distance. As she approaches she notices the blonde is in a field of wheat, sitting in a row boat and rowing as hard as she can.

The first blonde, a bit frustrated about her car and tired from her walk, calls out to the woman in the boat.

Blonde 1: “Hey…, What the H*** are you doing?”

Blonde 2 calls back, “Uh, clearly I’m trying to get to the other side of this wheat field”

Blonde 1: “You stupid blonde, you can’t row a boat in a wheat field! If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick you’re A**”.

It's long, but it really made me laugh. Guys and Gals, this is a very funny - must read.

Roger and Elaine

http://funnies.paco.to/content/view/59/2/

Tell your best phases you use for calling someone slow or stupid. For example:

1) Not the greenest grape in the fruit bowl.

My personal favorites are:

"One Taco shy of a combination"

"You have a room temperature IQ"

But give me some new favorites.