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Blonde Joke?
Ok, my last joke bombed. I probably didn't target it for the right age group. So, let's try again...
A blonde is driving her car when it makes a noise and stalls. She tries desperately to get it started and, after some frustration, decides to walk for help. Along the way, she sees another blonde in the far distance. As she approaches she notices the blonde is in a field of wheat, sitting in a row boat and rowing as hard as she can.
The first blonde, a bit frustrated about her car and tired from her walk, calls out to the woman in the boat.
Blonde 1: “Hey…, What the H*** are you doing?”
Blonde 2 calls back, “Uh, clearly I’m trying to get to the other side of this wheat field”
Blonde 1: “You stupid blonde, you can’t row a boat in a wheat field! If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick you’re A**”.
17 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Very funny! The funniest joke ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
- Andrew CLv 41 decade ago
were the blondes paris hilton and nicole richie? hahaha! jk
anyways, funny joke, but personally, we shouldn't attack just the blondes. instead, of blondes, call them "mentally impaired", although i think that will make the joke less funny. =\
oh well. =]
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- 1 decade ago
you told it wrong....when the first blonde see the blonde in the field...she goes...what are you doing? and the blonde said..."i'm rowing my boat....and the other blonde says..."you see its blondes like you that make us look bad, if i could swim, i'd come out there and kick you're A**...but you pretty much got it..im sure there are other verisons..but thats the one i know..
- Anonymous1 decade ago
That is funny! Made me laugh! Have a star
- ?Lv 45 years ago
you are the terrific! (a part- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes staring on the orange juice can simply by fact it pronounced: "focus..." Blondie replaced into hypnotized. "a hundred% organic" clean, orange you? = )
