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Sour
Lv 4

a blonde joke.. star if funny***?

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    wow amazingly funny. i nearly fell off my chair. u deserve 100 stars

    too bad i can only give u 1

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHA! wow that girl doesnt feel like reading it! how lazy and u can loose your account for answering a question just to get 2 points. report her lol....i thought it was funny, is it a smart blonde?

  • 1 decade ago

    Funny.

  • I've heard this one so many times but it is still funny! Star!

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  • <3
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    LOL best blonde joke Ive ever heard!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha thats such a great joke!

    you are such a great joke tell-er and i will show this to all of my friends!

    if i could, i would give you 100 stars!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i never knew a lawer can be bullshitted

    10\10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats not really funny

    Source(s): me i'm 4real
  • 1 decade ago

    hee hee that was kinda funny!

  • Char
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    hahaha

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