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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

coincidence question is ??? is this funny?

While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."

"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.

"What are you celebrating?" he asked.

"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.

"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."

"How did it happen?"

"I switched cocks."

"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.

Update:

crazyazz i doubt it proberly get a violation thinking of giving up trying to make people laugh

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    lol

    UR THINKING OF GIVING UP?

    R U KIDDING???

    OMG IF U DO MY LIFE WILL BE RUINED!!!!

    THESE R THE BEST!

    THE EVIL LITTLE PPL!!!!!!!

  • Foxie
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Bit better

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol yea dude it is funny and i gave u a star for it

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Not bad

  • 1 decade ago

    OMG!!!

    That's so hillarious!

    hahahahahahahahah....

    have a star!

    Source(s): where did you get 'em from? their soo good I want some more!
  • 1 decade ago

    It's fairly clever, I suppose.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Big LOLs all round,,,,

  • 1 decade ago

    You make me laugh. Great jokes!!!!! xx

  • 1 decade ago

    HEY MAN GIMME MORE MAN, I GOTS TO TELL THIS TO MY FRIENDS. I HOPE THEY LAUGH. COMPLIMENTS TO YOU AND YOU AND YOU!!!!!!!!!

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