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deacon
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deacon asked in Politics & GovernmentElections · 1 decade ago

Please describe the Life Cycle of a Lawyer? Hint Butterfly starts out as a Worm. Think reverse!?

I Have a Dream! I will be a Politician but I must steal enough money from widows and orphans to RUN for office, Etc, Etc, I have arrived at my level of incompetence, I am a Governor, Senator or Better Yet, I am President!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    The life cycle of a lawyer is as follows. They are born into this world as beautiful children, filled with light. Throughout their childhood they are given money and taught that is what life is about and someday they will have all of it. After the greed is instilled, and they are off to school their beautiful light and childness is becoming darker and darker. They then are cocooned in the institutional learning centers until they emerge as slimy, slippery, greedy lawyers.

  • Gretl
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    1 decade ago

    If a peanut farmer can become President, and an actor with no education to speak of can become President, and an actor with no education to speak of can become a Gov., hey, why not a lawyer?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It is a sad state of affairs but it is the people who elect these turds into their positions. Good cons, they grease the public but there are clues. The people just don't see them because they are blinded by their hopes and the media. We are right now in such a dilemma. I for one, am sick to death of it all.

  • 1 decade ago

    The good lawyers end up like Bobby Kennedy.

    Or Eliot Spitzer.

    Don't mess with the rich, they will F you up.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I do not understand that question.

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