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If you were getting ready to eat a great breakfast like I was.. and a huge, mustached woman?
was sitting at the table next to yours, reeking of patchouli, farting and grunting as she ate, would you have ordered the apple or grape juice?
22 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
When was I at the same resturant as you darlin....? I missed you...I was grunting so much cause of all the bacon i had ate...dang excuse me...did my grease farts smell that bad...?
Orange Juice....
- Anonymous1 decade ago
grape juice has a stronger smell - maybe even to cover up her stench with
and make sure to get a side of beans so you can join her in the farting
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Okay, the patchouli....hmmm...I'd ask if she had a "stash", we'd go out back, puff, come back in and fart, laugh, eat and have a great time!!
- 1 decade ago
I would have ordered it to go while crying uncontrollably.
Oh. Ummmmm, grape juice.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
grape juice, did you have fun taking your mom out to breakfast?
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Id have ordered a can of room deodoriser :)
- 1 decade ago
Yoohoo!!! Sorry....got the basketball sh!ts this morning....keeps dribbling and dribbling.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
grape juice, of course. it's nice and acidic.
