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Are YOU blondes good with puzzles?

A blond calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blond says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box. He turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax . Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said …

"Let's put the Corn Flakes back in the box."

Update:

And cuddlewhore... that was what... last year?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    funny!!

    LMAO!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hehehheeheh

  • 1 decade ago

    omfg. this is so freaking funny, i can't believe that she thought it was a puzzle man i don't think she can read

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    lol I heard the same joke but it was with a tiger and frosted flakes. it was still good though.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO . A star from me...

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    one more blonde breaking question.....................

    What did the blonde say after completing a JIg saw puzzle?

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    She calls up her friend and says... I have created a world record...

    Friend: How?

    It says on the box 3 years and over

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    & I completed it in 57 days

  • 1 decade ago

    very funny have a starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good But I heard t in 4th grade....

  • Kim C
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    That was hot

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol good one :) !!!

  • 1 decade ago

    ooohhhh!!!!! yeah!!!!! lol

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